Flat Boat is nick name given to Steamboat Ski Resort in Colorado, by dick-head skiers and snowboarders who ain't as good as they think they are.
If Columbus snowboarded at Flat Boat, he decide that the World} really is flat.
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When a person lays on their back below a glass table; a second drops a hot dump on the glass for person one's viewing pleasure.
"That girl's back side is so hot, I wish she'd give me a flat bottom boat."
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