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Doug Rohde

That Bloke is a real Doug Rohde - flat tyre (always let down) (useless)

by Graceys Greatest love machine December 21, 2021

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Flat Spotting The Tyres

After a feed of pints, preferably stout, after letting a fart, a shart ensues. Nipping it in the bud leaves a little residue in the boxers, akin to someone revving and spinning a car wheel and leaving a small streak in the tarmacaden.

Jesus I was in bad shape last night. Had a feed of Guinness and ended up flat spotting the tyres during a presentation at work.

by Cobby Shunter February 25, 2022