flatten

to crush an object down from a greater size to a smaller one.

to make roadkill of a person while playing an FPS such as halo or battlefield.

the cardboard box was flattened when the little kid fell on it.

the idiot was flattened when he failed to get out of the way...

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flattened

The term to describe a password that does not include capitals or spaces.

Bob: "Yo- what's your WiFi password Frank?"
Frank: "It's '197babyfaces', flattened."

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flatten it

To step on the gas. To "floor it."

Man, 'da policeman is catchin' up wit' us - flatten it!

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flattened

a more extreme word for flattered - beyond flattered - so flattered that you are overwhelmed.

hannah: "you will be totez awesome and eat some pie."
dana: "i'm past flattered!! i'm FLATTENED!!!"

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Dick Flattening

Dick Flattening refers to a type of cock and ball torture which involves flattening one's penis via placing it between two flat surfaces and applying pressure to it.

- Babe! It's 4pm, time for your dick flattening!
- Yes honey.

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Flatten the pancake

Doing something, particularly nothing, for ten hours straight. Also to be unemployed or a feminist.

I flatten the pancake so much that it hurts!
Jimmy loves to flatten the pancake with Sarah!
Mom, may I flatten the pancake today?
She flattens the pancake so much that she must be a femenist!

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Flatten That Bread

A variation of "I'd tap that", used lightly, and referring more to the oral aspect of sex.

*walking around the local shopping center*
Terrance:DudeCasey flattened Danni's bread
Phillip: OMG! NO WAI!*fart*

*in the hallway*
Peascoe flattened the hell out of Cynthia's bread

*McDonalds*
Demond: See that hot chick?
Eric: Yeah, I'd flatten that bread!