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1. An anatomical structure specific to colon-dwelling bacteria which allows it to propel itself by ejecting methane at high velocities.
2. A gassy vampire.
Smell that? Flatula must be near!
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n. A wealthy and extremely corrupt powerful politician or public figure who is not shy about farting on national television or holding press conferences right next to a dildo store.
Did you see Rudy Giuliani at the Michigan hearing? Count Flatula was leaking liquid last week, but now it’s all gas.
A (fake) injury/ illness that is used to get out of undesirable activities especially with your dumb and/or annoying friends.
I would love to go to the party, but my flatula is infected and the doctor said I should take it easy.