Flesh Dildo

An object used to pleasure a woman. It is usually very lifelike and attached to the body of a male.

Girl: i'm too shy to masturbate in public
Guy: Well why don't you go back to my dorm?
Girl: I'm not going to masturbate in your room.
Guy: Why not? There's a perfectly good flesh dildo in there.

*silence*

Guy 2: Flesh dildo Enjoy the struggle!

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