Flint Frappuccino

A frothy beverage combining ones feces, urine and semen. Prepared in a blender to the desired consistency and thickness. Considered a much healthier alternative to Flint's public water. Known locally as the "Flint Frap" or simply "Frap."

Edwin: My sister almost died drinking tap water!
Seymour: We all switched over to Flint Frappuccinos and feel so much better.
Edwin: I know! I tried to tell her but she wouldn't listen. Now she's down to one kidney.