Flobble Flipper

Its the word phrase I just made up, but it sounds like Judas Brando's policies.

Brando paraphrasing 2020 pre November: I will cancel 10k debt... trust me I'm no flobble flipper.
Brando after elected president EOY 2021: I just increased the national debt by $2,500,000,000,000 ... sooooo... unfortunately that means we can't flobble flip your flopple flipping 10k student debt... But rooting for my mascot: Go Otto the Orange