When a human with the male genitalia, swings, shakes or slaps their genitalia around without the assistance of the hands whilst using rotation of the hips and/or movement of the knees to create any form of movement of the genitalia.
"When I get out of the shower and look in the mirror, i begin to flod", "Flodding is a great form of exercise" and "Men in jail enjoy flooding in the shower room".
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Having made poor choices and being unable to cope with the decisions you have made, incapable of making the choices necessary to ameliorate your situation.
Blake: Mike, do you know that we found your friend Moira asleep on the couch with her pants at her ankles, hand in her underwear, groaning?
Mike: Yeah, dude, she's flod.
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A mixture of the word flid and the word spod.
As mentioned in Peep Show Series 4.
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The most perfect cube of fat
(Not to be mistaken by imitators "Blod" and "Grod")
You can bounce it round the house,
You can wear it as a hat
You can show it to your dad,
You can drop it on your cat!
It's Flod, (Flod!)
It's Flod! (Flod!)
The most perfect cube of fat!
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gerog floydded some1 cause of 20- dollers
gog flod 20- dollar bill yum child