Floor Girlie

It's complicated. Laura just said the definition and you didn't even listen to it.

You're visiting a friend, and you need somewhere to sit, but the couch is full. So you sit on the floor.

If you're the one to do that, then someone else reveals themselves and they're like wow, I love sitting on the floor too. I'll sit down with you.

And they don't think much of it. They just be on the floor, inspiring others to do the same.

Nobody knows what they want. Until they meet the floor girlie.

Person 1: "Yo, what's good? This party's poppin' but I can't find a seat."

Person 2: "You can always pull a floor girlie and sit on the floor, my dude."

Person 1: "The floor girlie? Never heard of that one. You sure it's not some sort of weird fetish?"

Person 2: "Nah man, it's just the cool kids way of saying the one who's not afraid to sit on the floor when all the seats are taken."

Person 1: "I see, so she's like a floor sitting badass."

Person 2: "Exactly, she's the OG of floor sitting. She's like the Tony Stark of sitting on the ground."

Person 1: "Ha! I'm down for that. I might as well take a riské and join her. Who knows, I might even get lucky."

Person 2: "Bro, that's not what I meant and you know it. Keep it PG please."