Floor-nigger

Floor-nigger(s) occur in high frequency when an undead man usually of Nazi zombie origins, has his legs removed by ballistic means

"oh no no no no mate mate, floor-nigger floor niggers, watch out for the floor niggers" or " oh no no no mate we have a nigger breach"

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Floor Nigger

A vacuum robot, one that works while you are away. Such as a Roomba etc.

I have so much more time now to spend on the internet watching porn, and jerking off to pictures of your whore mother, now that a floor nigger vacuums for me every day!

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floor nigger

Politically correct term for midget, dwarf, little person, of any race. Named for their proximity to the floor. Credit to Dave Attell

person A: Hey did you notice the midget working in the housewares section at Wal-mart?
person B: Woah dude, you can't call them that anymore, that is super not cool. I thought you were better informed than that. We've got to be more sensitive to people who are different. Anyway, yes I noticed, I damn near tripped over that floor nigger!

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