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floppy donkey

Pertaining to something loose and having an overwhelmingly amount of elasticity

That doing one-eyed hooker was like screwing a floppy donkey

by Patrik McGroin May 24, 2008

58๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


floppy donkey

A girl with disproportionately large, hanging breasts.

Disgraced Canadian teacher William Fabel informed the class that D.G.'s pendulous bosum made her "a bona-fide floppy donkey, eh".

by Clarke the Tank October 27, 2005

13๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


floppy donkey

A person who is unable to successfully move their limbs due to extreme tiredness.
Conversing with said person is useless due to floppy donkey also affecting the brain.
To move someone who is a floppy donkey is close to impossible.

Guy "Honey do you wanna go somewhere?"
Girl *inaudible mumbling*
Guy "You're floppy donkey aren't you?"
Girl "Mmmmf"

I hate when she goes all floppy donkey on me, it's like she's made entirely of limbs!

by tyne wolfe June 15, 2013

1๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Floppy Donkey

The floppy donkey is when a guy spreads his legs slightly while standing and thrusts his hips back and forth furiously resulting in his pecker swinging back forth like a pindulum. The floppy donkey is most effective while wearing gym shorts or sweat pants!

When Janet bent over to pick up her pencil I molly-whopped her square in the face with my floppy donkey

by samps daddy January 27, 2011

34๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


floppy donkey knockout

The act of jumping on a limp oversized dick and knocking it over while Mexican.

Adrian gave him a floppy donkey knockout while visiting the exhibit.

by ChihuahuaDriveBy May 7, 2015


floppy donkey dick

a cock that is 15"long,5" around, and ... well always floppy

tim got slaped in the face by ryans floppy donkey dick.

by pimp master ryan March 15, 2003

36๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


floppy donkey dong

A huge freaking donkey's dick

African americans have huge freaking donkey dongs.

by KRUSTIN DEMON May 16, 2003

30๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž