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Floppy Jalopy

A derogatory term which can be used in place of "erectile dysfunction."

"Yeah, I went to the doctor to get my floppy jalopy checked out, and they put me on Levitra."

by submison February 22, 2009

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


floppy jalopy

A limp, old, saggy penis.

"Dude, the other day I was in the men's locker room and some old guy had a huge floppy jalopy!"
"Dude, your grandpa's floppy jalopy is hangin' out..."

by Nitaro02 February 8, 2006

23πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


floppy jalopies

Saggy and pancake like breasts that are very floppy and limber in nature and form.

Africa is a beautful country however do to their indigenous customs, the woman there have a serious case of floppy jalopies.

by Dameese February 17, 2009

10πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Floppy jalopy

A dick that’s floppy

β€œHey can I put my floppy jalopy in you?”

by Lamaii August 6, 2022