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A Florf is a Florf you can’t describe it it’s just there it’s like air
ya bro it’s all about that florf life
The action of messing with/scratching your beard, often while deep in thought. Also the action of a woman running her hand down a mans beard.
"Sometimes when I have writers block I sit and florf my beard until I come up with an idea"
"I love it when you florf my beard"
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v. Completely ruined, inactivated, disabled, or destroyed; especially when used in reference to computer software or electronic gadgetry.
Sheee-yit, I installed that Windoze security update, and now my web browser is florfed!
Sheee-yit, my idiot sister put Celine Dion on my stereo, and when Celine hit the high note she florfed my tweeter!
Something between frolfing and fluffing.
Brandon said he was florffing park with Joe and Troy, or something...
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