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When you go to take a leak, and a snake jumps out the toilet and latches on to your penis.
Person 1: where's person 3?
Person 2: he got a Florida Blowjob.
Person 1: yikes!
When you go to take a leak, and a snake jumps out of the toilet and latches on to your penis
I've never had a blow like the Florida Blowjob
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When a Burmese Python slithers up your toilet and bites your penis while you're taking a piss.
Jeremiah can't come to work today because he got a Florida blowjob.
Where a snake bites your penis
Oh man I just got the Florida blowjob in when I went in the Everglades today