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It's when a person, usually a woman or older person, uses his or her foot to kick open a car door. It happens mostly in SUV type cars where the person will have to step down.
Don't park next to Midred's spot unless you want a door ding. She uses the Florida Foot.
Oh here comes another Critical Masshole! Quick! Florida Foot!
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Plugging up someone's arsehole with both your feet, giving them a gentle thrust and spreading just before yanking them out, pulling all the juice and shit out to cover your feet whilst trying to hold back the contents of a potentially prolapsed anus with your toes.
The cost of living crisis was so bad this year that nobody bought me socks for Christmas - so I had to convince the Mrs to do a Florida Foot Bath