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when you pull out from some head to stop from cumming, but proceed to blow your wad all over her face anyway: mutual surprise ensues, as you thought you just needed a quick break.
Dan: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh no! Cindy, stop! I'm gonna cum!"
*yahtzee*
Cindy: "What? Come on Dan, what the fuck! All over my face?"
Dan: "Sorry darling, it was a Florida Surprise!"
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1. The act of finding meth in your car that (clearly) isn't yours during a traffic stop.
2. When you see a redneck get a blowjob in a walmart parking lot.
The cop pulled me over and I fell for the old Florida Surprise
Somewhat like a Cincinatti Surprise, except that you urinate into a balloon rather than defecate into a pillow case. You then throw the piss-filled balloon(like a water balloon) at someone and then watch as it bursts splattering the piss all over his/her face.
That mime was really boring and getting on everyone's nerves, so I've decided to pull the ol' Florida Orange Juice Surprise on him and watch as his white makeup gets totally ruined, his costume getting stained with piss, and everyone mocking, deriding, and laughing at him.
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