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Floridia

What the state known as "Florida" should be called. If you live there, you are a Floridian, hence your state should be Floridia.

See: Canadia

Resident: How's it goin', eh? Where you folks from?

Tourist: We're from Florida!

Resident: Oh, you're a Floridan.

Tourist: We're called Floridians.

Resident: So, you're from Floridia.

Tourist: No. Florida. Flo-ri-da.

Resident: Right. Floridan.

Tourist: I hate Canadia.

by Chuck Canuck March 10, 2009

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Floridia Coastline

A Flordia coastline is when someone uses a bathroom and before taking a dump stuffs the toilet with toiletpaper, takes a dump leaving it resting ontop of the paper creating a horrible odor, duplicating a refugee on a raft. Tan, floating and smelly

Joe: oh my god what is that smell in the office! Jimbo: ha ha ha I left a Floridia coastline in the bathroom. Joe: That was a good one!

by Brian Mars December 15, 2008

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