Flossy Lock

an evil old bat, who sits in her caravan with her TV full blast and shouts at people for having fun! party-ruining cow who hates everyone because she has no friends! ugly and old! she treats the caravan park like a residential park and complains when people try to enjoy themselves! needs a serious slap or to get laid!

football knock the side of her caravan
flossy lock: ur making my life hell!
Others: sorry, it was an accident
flossy lock: u better be!