Flowery Branch

Small town in the middle of nowhere where there are branches with a bunch of flowers. Located just outside of Buford and Gainesville.

First Man: "Hey look over there! All those trees have a bunch of flowers on them."
Second Man: "By George, I have a name! I dub this land, 'Flowery Trees!'"
First Man: "...."
Second Man: "...What?"
First Man: "Well, it doesn't sound like a very good name...."
Second Man: "Do you have any other suggestions?"
Third Man walks up: "How about Flowery Branch?"
Second Man: "Fine, but I still get credit for naming it."

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Flowery Branch

A small middle of nowhere city located in the middle of nowhere in Georgia. It is very unimportant.

Person 1: "Hey, we're going through Flowery Branch"
Person 2: "OK? Why do you care?"
Person 1: "I don't know"
Person 2: "Exactly."

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