Flubb-Chubb

A semi-erect or semi-flaccid penis (depends upon your outlook you know glass half empty or glass half full).

My economics teacher gives me a Flubb-Chubb.

Rachel was grinding into my cock n balls the whole concert but I only got a Flubb-Chubb.

My uncle tried to give me a handy last night but I only got a Flubb-Chubb.