When you fart and unexpectedly shit your pants.
Aww man, I flurched yesterday waiting for the John...
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an all encompassing word to describe anything that you want with that certain sordid hint
Thomas was very excited that he would be flurching in Scotland for the weekend
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The sound that your gut makes when suppressing a fart . Can also be used as a verb, to fluch.
I flurched in an exam today and it was so embarrassing.
Did you just fart?
No, it was only a flurch.
When someone drunk lunges towards you in an effort at flirting.
First he flurched with me, then he barf'd on my shoe.
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Flurching is the process of using your penis to flush the cum out of a womans vagina after ejaculating.
".. didn't want her to get pregnant so i flurched the cum out.."
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A DNA splice between Flanders and Lurch - can be volatile at times.
Flurch picked up the phone - "You rang-diddily?"
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