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When a lonely man fills a bath tub up with water so that the head of his cock is just above the surface, and then places a fly with ripped off wings on the head of his cock. The fly then brings him pleasure as it trys to look for a way down.
Jason`s wife turned him down again, so had fly sex again.
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when you have sex will skydiving
Me and my girlfriend went skydiving so I decided to have Flying Sex with her and she agreed to it.
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When you jump off the top rope in a wrestling ring with your dick out and perfectly insert your wang into your opponent.
John Cena just preformed the flying sex snake!
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1. Extra long lanky penises
2. Also used in a friendly game of tether ball
I am alone in my room and I just got hit in the face with a flying sex snakes
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A horny, flying serpent, possessing both forms of human genitalia, that roams the skies in search of vulnerable creatures, for its own intense sexual desires.
Why the mother flyin fuck are these fuckin joe dirt pussy flying sex snakes outside my window?
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A beast with wings that flies around grabbing people and taking them to his sex nest, where he rapes them so hard that they die, and then lays their body on someone's front porch to lure out some of its victims. These are generally found in the U.S. and are born from the invisible eggs that come from ejected semen.
Jim: Hey, what happened to Susie?
John: Oh didn't you hear? She was taken by the Flying Sex Monster!
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