Flying Canadian

Where a man on the top bunk of a bunk bed pours maple syrup, from the teat of the mother maple in Canada, on a woman's ass who is waiting on the ground. The man then leaps off the top bunk, sings the Canadian anthem, and makes full penetration.

Tony- "Dude, did you hear that loud crash last night?"
Ted- "Yeah man, I think Bill pulled another Flying Canadian."
Tony- "That explains why I don't have any maple syrup then."

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canadian fly trap

When you cum on a girls stomach and have her sit on your face. The goal is to make her cum before your swimmers get in your mouth.

How did I become gay? I tried a canadian fly trap that failed. Turns out I like the taste.

"Why do they call it a fly trap?"
"Because the cum goes in your mouth."

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