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the lord and master, Foamy is a squirrel who has something to say about things that piss him off and seems to make a girl's *Germaine* life hell
"I'm the Lord and Master, you all are bastards, worship me, or I'll stab your eyes 'til you bleed. I am the Lord and Master" ~ Foamy
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The internet's infamous cartoon squirrel who insults people, diets and his gothic owner Germaine. He's known for killing people by way of acorn nuts and recruiting people for his Card Cult. He also rants about
Foamy is the lord and master! Worship him or he'll stab your eyes until you bleed!
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a crazy ass squirrel seen in ill will press's movies. he is the leader o fthe foamy card cult.
I’m The Lord & Master
I’m the lord & master
All of you are bastards
Worship me
Or I’ll stab your eyes ‘till you bleed
I’m the lord & master
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THE MOST AWSOME SQUIRREL EVER!!!
-----> www.illwillpress.com
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when you drop your fawdie, and discover upon picking it up that almost all 40 ounces have turned into foam.
I don't care that you dropped your fawdie! Pick that shit up! You'll drink that foamie and like it!
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a foam surfboard, often 7-9 feet in length and used by those learning to surf
Hey dude, the waves are looking pretty small today. Let's take out the foamies!
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Foh-mee (n) 1. A sex act performed by (usually Asian) prostitutes in a bathhouse brothel, in which the nude male customer is bathed and lathered up while laying on his back, followed by the prostitute sliding her naked body up and down upon his.
As soon as I get to Manila, I'm going to get a Foamy!
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