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An unpleasant condition that may or may not occur when an individual has placed his penis in too many inanimate objects for a sexual release. Common examples include (but are not limited to); donuts, shoes, charcuterie, and; perhaps most dangerously of all; car windshields.
Person 1: "What's . . . what's wrong with that guy?"
Person 2: "He's got the foggy dick, man. Put his dong where it don't belong too damn often."
A condition in which a person (or persons), contracts after consuming stale water.
"Dang dude, Dillon got that Foggy Dick after he drank that three day old Dasani"