Folding Chair

A sexual position in which you penetrate your sexual partner from behind while he or she simultaneously stimulates your ball sack with his or her mouth.

Last night, she gave me a folding chair. I've never blown a load that fat in my life.

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Folding Chair

A type of zombie. A mentally awake and aware zombie with the ability to choose not to eat brains. These are the smartest and most dangerous of all zombies since they easily fit in with the normal human population. Often confused with cannibal human beings. These zombies can turn on someone just like a happy and friendly rottweiler turns and bites a child for no reason. The term folding chair comes from the cheap, low weight-limit, outdoor folding chairs that provide a welcome and relaxing seat. At anytime (usually when you least expect it) they break dropping you on the floor unexpectedly, injuring or killing you.

The folding chair collapsed and turned on his friend ferociously gnawing into the side of his skull.

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folding chair

the coolest ever, like who the heck invented folding chairs cause they are straight up dope. get yoself a folding chair

"Woah do you have a folding chair?!? Those are so cool, I need to get one for myself!

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Folding chair

Sexual position in which your partner is bent in half while laying on their back, ankles and ears together, while sitting on their face.

"My back still hurts from that folding chair i did last week."

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canadian folding chair

The act of running naked backwards through a cucumber patch whilst doing deep knee bends

Hey PJ. Go have a Canadian folding chair, you're such a douche canoe when you haven't been sodomized.

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Alabama Folding Chair

Cognac on the rocks with an mer-man figurine on the rim. Drink invented by bartender LassieFknSavage on TikTok, in honor of the men who showed up at the Alabama boat dock to defend a security guard getting jumped for doing his job.

Man that was a long swim. I could sure use a refreshing Alabama Folding Chair!