Fomo Fascist

That friend that is constantly guilting you into social situations you don't want to be in. The one that never hesitates to remind you how every quiet night you spend in is going to flash before your eyes as you lie on your deathbed in agony.

Bro: "Yo Delta Chi is throwing again tonight, you been cranky af lately, we're getting you your nut tonight"

You: " Eh, man we partied all week I actually made plans to get up early and hike with that girl I like. I might stay in this time"

Bro: "Dude stop being such a pussy. You only live one life, you need to live it to the fullest and not leave me hanging"

You (mumbling under your breath): "Why am I friends with this Fomo Fascist?" (As you reach for your axe spray and button down with your tail between your legs).

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