fonk tipp

Fonk Tipp Goose Man is a very handsome/tall specimen, also has massive, beastly biceps and also is killer in the field area of sleeping, being a fat fuck and taking days off of school, harassing beta males at school (whenever he decides to go) and last but definitely not least screaming OOOONT!!!!! at his beta male friends jasper and josh.

Hot Babe:Who’s that mad tall bloke over there?

Friend: Oh that’s Fonk Tipp for you, perfectly chiseled abs and a body like a fat man.