Foot Bricks

Square-toe shoes. These shoes have been terrorizing menswear for years and are the worst style of footwear out there. Square-toe shoes are never, ever flattering to any man or any of his outfits. Literally any other shoe is better.

We all know a misguided guy who unabashedly rocks these leather foot bricks and stomps the sidewalk with fervor.

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Brick Foot

A serious congenital medical condition that renders the victim's feet severely heavy, making it impossible for them to sneak, creep, or move quietly in any manner. The condition is usually diagnosed in college students, with stomping down dormitory halls being the easiest symptom to spot.

Jordan: "Is Jenna wearing lead boots?"
Darren: "No, she has Brick Foot you insensitive prick!"

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