For Medusanal Use Only

Da warning-label dat appears on alcohol-based tonics and elixirs dat are applied to da skin and scalp of da infamous monster with creepy snake-locks described in Greek mythology.

If I was offered a bottle of hooch-preserved remedy-ingredients dat's supposedly "good for what ails me", but was labelled "For Medusanal Use Only", I think I'd back away real fast and reply, "Ell Passo on dat, thank you very much!"