Foreskin Posse

Originating in the quaint (Read: small) town of Squamish, British Columbia, the Foreskin Posse contains most people who are not circumcised (so anyone that still has their foreskin). As for women, they are members of the Foreskin Posse if they prefer men that are uncircumcised. The abbreviation is 4SP. 4SP people are typically more relaxed people than the alternative, and they also have more fun (it's been proven through years of surveys and government testing). On the other hand, the C4L (Cut for Life) typically tend to be more uptight than 4SP, and also are more often stoners (from my experience, anyway). C4L = Mutilated Penis.

"Doctor, what the hell were you doing in my house last night?" "Excuse me?" "Please doctor, i have have photographic evidence right here" (Holds up pictures of a hole in his basement wall that was obviously caused by me punching it when i was drunk) "First the beheadings in iraq... and now this! I'm on to you!" "...get the hell out of my office."

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