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When a man doesn't wash his hands after pissing
Man:"need any help cooking?"
Woman:"not with your foreskin fingers I don't!"
the act of masturbation by uncircumcised men.
what a dirty prick! Literally. Doing the five fingered foreskin fandango. Disgusting.
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When one has applied far too much hand lotion, and find their fingers and palms to be soft but slippery.
“Girl, take some of this pomegranate açaí lotion. I’m getting foreskin fingers”