When your girlfriend gains weight after you begin dating her... and never loses it.
Steven: Oh you know Jeff over there? Heβs dating a forever cow
Anthony: Yeah, she was a cheerleader before they met
154π 8π
When your girlfriend gains weight after you begin dating her and never loses it.
The sparks used to fly, but after she went forever cow the only thing that flies is her flubber.
86π 5π
When your girlfriend gains weight after you just started dating and never loses it.
Anthony: Did you hear about bob?
Jon: No, Wait happened?
Anthony: He married a Forever cow
150π 11π