A slang term for a news report that is painfully obvious. Used sarcastically.
Person A: Hey! Didja hear about the news?
Person B: About that celebrity? Yeah, breaking news, fork found in kitchen.
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Sarcastically used to express something is blatantly obvious or not a surprise at all in a humorous way.
Popularized in online spaces such as Twitter/X.
Synonymous with other obvious phrases such as: the sky is blue, grass is green, bread found in bakery, the sun is hot, etc. and has similar purposes to no shit Sherlock, thanks captain obvious, or duh
Person A: Did you hear, this popular twitch streamer is homophobic?
Person B: Fork found in kitchen