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A long and involved, often exremely notable and serendipitous life story. Derived from the film Forrest Gump in which the main character tells his life story while sitting on a bus stop bench to various passers by.
Hey Dennis, I bet that accordion player over there has one hell of a Forrest Gump.
Why don't you tell me your Forrest Gump?
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Greatest ping pong player in the world.
Forrest Gump: "I like playin' those ping pongs."
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A badass mothafucker who taught Elvis, was a Football Superstar, Vietnam War Hero, Ping Pong Legend, Shrimp Selling Millionaire, Track Running sensation, Punched a Bitch, and banged a whore named Jenny.
Forrest Gump will kick your ass.
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A man with a low IQ and a big heart.
You: Sarah Palin was really smart.
Me: Forrest gump is both smarter and more charismatic than the entire Palin family.
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Someone who sits down with you when you are out someone that you dont want there.
Man sits next to you at a bar, you say "hey forrest gump, cant sit here"
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1.) To get through a situation simply by pure luck.
2.) Completing a task or challenge when you have no experience and the odds are stacked against you.
3.) When you get lost in a new town or city but somehow manage to find your way back to somewhere recognizable.
Wow I just Forrest Gumped my way through that test.
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A man who, if he could he could talk as fast as he runs, would be mistaken as the next Albert Einstein.
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