Four Way Drawers

A pair of boxers so special that your wear them four ways before washing: Day 1: Normal
Day 2: Backwards
Day 3: Inside Out

Day 4: Inside Out & Backwards
Day 5: Sniff Test then wash or repeat Day 1.

Girlfriend: Dumbass put your drawers on backwards!

Dude: Yo, I'm just on day 2 with my Four Way Drawers. You ain't seen nothing yet.