Fourtied

jizz on

"dood...i think i just fourtied myself"

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fourty

A very common misspelling of "forty".

<resu1> Ooh, an online chat room. Can I join?
<nimda> Uhh... sure.
<resu1> You know, I just played fourty straight hours of Warcraft last night.
<nimda> What'd you say?
<resu1> I haven't slept for fourty hours because of that Warcraft session.
<nimda> Fourty...?
<resu1> Fourty, yeah.
<nimda> You mean forty.
<resu1> Yeah, fourty.
<nimda> Forty.
<resu1> Fourty.
<nimda> FORTY.
<resu1> Fourty.
<nimda> You're saying it weird, why are you putting so much emphasis on the "u"?
<resu1> What're you talking about? I'm just saying it. Fourty. There are fourty days in Lent. Four times ten is fourty.
<nimda> Say "four".
<resu1> Four.
<nimda> Now say "forty".
<resu1> Fourty.
<nimda> Forty.
<resu1> Fourty.
<nimda> FORTY.
<resu1> Fourty.
<nimda> You're eating hair!
<resu1> *pfft*
<gnuwtey> ...
<dernston> Yeah, really badly done "Stewie and Brian" parody sketch there.

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fourty

A fourty is a beer that comes in a fourty ounce bottle.

Get me a fourty at the liquer store.

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Fourty Clocks

Fourty Clocks is when fourty clocks get together and form a grandfather clock which attacks the atmospherical existence of turtles using multiple smurfs.

Wait...was that a smurf? Oh god we need to go, the fourty clocks are coming to get the atmospherical existence of the turtles, hunny! Get the turtles into the log cabin!

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fourty walk by

A mostly used African American term, usually pronounced as "fourty wamp bah", meaning a girl who has just walked by and who is on a scale of one to ten is a fourty.

Damn nigga fourty walk by didnt even holla

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Fourty Four

The code name for Weed

"Yo you go that fourty four" "Hellz ya son" "twist that shit up then"

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fourty loko

when a 40 oz of malt liquor and four loko are consumed together

brad: i had a fourty loko and didnt make it to work the next morning...
chad: what did you expect bro?