Fox News derangement syndrome

A medically diagnosed illness that prevents a Fox News viewer from viewing any content other than Fox News. The afflicted viewer generally and contemporaneously suffers from morbid obesity, cable TV subscription, insomnia, Viagra abuse, hyper-phobic racial guilt, and/or sociopathy.

I stopped by parents' place in Pennsyltucky the other day and dude, me pops has Fox News derangement syndrome so bad. My brother's 4 kids and 2 baby mamas tried to jump into my car.