Frank Allen Hailstorm

When youre having sex with a girl from behind (there has to be a fan in the room that is turned on), you shit in your hand, throw your crap in the fan, and run out of the room before it splatters on you so the girl gets covered in your shit.

"Omg I had to dump my boyfriend he pulled a Frank Allen Hailstorm on me"
"I remember my first Frank Allen Hailstorm..."
"Frank Allen was a great man"