a funny guy who is attracted to hippies and has a kink for gingers and has the biggest dick imaginable
he is super nice and lemme just say so is that dick
he is funny as hell and is a druggy but that is why you love him
he pisses his pants hourly and poops his pants every minute
hes the best man and gets all the pussy he can
hes kinda stupid and gay
Damn, I got lucky enough to get a Franklin Bennett Carlton