Fread Fail

A common PC game error which causes the said game to crash at startup, displaying a message in which it is written that "The Fread Has Failed". This baffled many PC users because it was an unheard of and unsolvable problem.
To this day, any game thats "Fread has failed" has to be returned and a new copy purchased.

Aw man chuck! I can't play Harry Potter 2 anymore because it keeps saying that my "FREAD HAS FAILED"!

or

Oh snap john, quick, return your copy of Super Mega Ninjas, it look's like the game is displaying the "Fread Fail" error!