Free Elf

The sexual act of finishing on your partner and saying a magical spell of some sort. Upon doing so, you steal your partner’s underwear and wrap the bed sheet around you in a crude fashion. While running out of the room you yell, “Dobby has now been presented with clothing, Dobby is free!” This is a reference to the Harry Potter character of the same name, who himself is a free elf.

Example: Man, my girlfriend is really pissed at me since I pulled a Free Elf and ran off with her new Victoria’s Secret thong.

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Dobby is a free elf

Dobby is a house elf in the Harry Potter series and has suffered a terrible loss in the Deathly Hallows book and movies.

There are two terms of “Dobby is a free elf”:

1: In chamber of secrets, Harry slipped a sock in a book. Lucius Malfoy gave it to Dobby. Dobby found the sock and indicated Dobby was free from his master.

2: In the Deathly Hallows, Dobby was killed by Bellatrix’s dagger and died in Harry’s arms. This indicates Dobby is free from pain.

Person 1: On the count of three, we will say Dobby is a free elf. ...3...2...1...
Person 1, 2, 3 and 4: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF!