free melania

Coined during the early days of the Trump presidency, 'Free Melania' was a massive outcry for the release of his wife from forced marriage. However, since Trump rejects democracy, she has yet to attain liberation from her miserable state. But let not the flame die out.

"Whatcha readin' up on?"
"Child brides in polygamists cults."
"Yikes! Free Melania!"