Free Smoke

A proclamation made to would-be challengers, warning that anyone who wants to receive a beatdown - literal or otherwise - merely has to step up. This typically equates to catching a fade, getting washed in some sort of challenge (basketball, freestyling, et al), and generally being embarrassed in grand fashion.

"You really tryin to get these hands, my nigga? I'm givin out free smoke all day, pussy"

"You can't see me on the court, but you can get it too. Free smoke"

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Free Smoke

A proclamation made when you see how easy it is to beat Toko in a game of Smite.

"Toko is on the other team? free smoke!"

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free smoke

you finna get yo ass beat. step up to the plate, take the beating

imma pull up to juliana's house "free smoke,free smoke"

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smoke free campus

one of the lower rings of hell. A community college or university campus that prohibits smoking or tobacco use. studends are forced to use tremendous ingenuity to find places and methods of smoking to avoid capture by authorities.

Smoker #1 *flicks bic*
smoker #2 dude no...
Smoker #1 why not? your smoking...?

Smoker #2 yeah, but I glued my cigarette to the inside of my coffee thermos so it will look like Im just drinking really really hot coffee.
Smoker #1 genius!
smoker #2 fuck this smoke free campus

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