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Freedom Convoy

When hundreds of truck drivers line up outside Canada's Parliament in Ottawa and run a train gang aka convoy on Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's ass to force him into giving into their demands to cancel the vaccine mandate. After each trucker has finished pegging Justin in the rear they tug down on his balls at which point he honks like a truck horn to proclaim his excitement.

Dale: Line up boys it's time to start the Freedom Convoy
Dale: Are you excited for it to begin Justin?
Dale: *Pulls down on Justin Trudeau's balls*
Justin: Honk! Honk!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 30, 2022

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Freedom convoy

A mobile group of grown adults throwing the equivalent of a toddler fit when they don’t want to follow rules of society. Often engaging in disruptive and annoying acts. A convoy may make wild accusations that complying with these rules will lead to communism all while complying with speed limit, seatbelt and sobriety rules that have not yet led to communism. Convoy funding may or may not use anonymous funding from communist countries. Synonym(s): Pawn, puppet

Mom: The kids didn’t want to nap so they had a freedom convoy in the front yard.

Partner: Then what happened?

Mom: they fell asleep on the lawn.

by Riled up Roy January 30, 2022

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