Having sex or sexual actions with a snowman, according to popular youtuber CaptainSauce
"Yeah, John's a huge creep. I heard he was freezing the monkey last time it snowed."
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the act of having sex with a snowman
"holy shit! i just walked outside and saw john freezing the monkey"
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when you bang a snowman people will call it freezing the monkey
MOM leave I am freezing the monkey come back later
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Having sex with a snowman.
Friend: So what did you do after getting drunk last night?
Me/you: Dude I ended up Freezing the monkey!
Friend: ummmm oooookkkk...
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Verb | To have sex with a Snowman.
(Original definition by a YouTuber named "CaptainSauce")
"Hey Amy, did you hear that Kevin said he would Freeze the Monkey last night?"
"Yeah, Emma! Kevin is such an idiot sometimes!"
When its winter i like to make a snowmen to freeze the monkey
A term similar to masturbation as it is "freezing" or erecting the penis or as the term suggests "monkey"
My friend was caught freezing the monkey by his parents.
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