French Facial

While receiving a blowjob, you unexpectedly piss in her mouth which is why all french people smell like pee.

(While visiting France)
Chris: Wow, I thought I'd like french girls, but they all smell like piss and sperm

Carter: Dude I told you! French facials are popular over here!

Mrs.Mulet: Hey, you cant hate. you havent tried it!!!!!

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French Onion Facial

(Pronounced - fra-INCH ON-yan FACE-shil)
When a Frenchman with a UTI jizzes on his partners face.

While satisfying male patients, Parisienne nurse Antonia enjoys getting a French onion facial

facial frenching

When you blow a load on your partner's face then start french kissing

Hey Rob you hear what Tom did with his girlfriend

Ya man he was facial frenching her at that party all night