You fuck a midget while holding her up and running around so she screams "we we!" (oui oui) and then you slam her into a wall.
Jill the midget was pissed off at work on Tuesday because the night before, she had gotten a French Surprise.
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When you are having a prank war and you surrender by leaving a massive white shit in the toilet.
I just couldn’t handle Jerry’s pranks anymore so I had to leave him a French Surprise.