The other night, I did Celeste in the old French asshole.
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french my asshole means for a guy to dart his tongue in & out of another dude's asshole.
Matt said, "french my asshole", so I did - and I made him cum!
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french my asshole and make me cum ! is what my roomie, Matt, says to me when he wants me to rim and tongue-fuck his asshole until he has a cumgasm.
Matt often says to me "french my asshole and make me cum !" -- so I do and he really moans!
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An expression used with anger, brought on by irony.
Alanis: "It's like rain on your wedding day, a no smoking sign on your cigarette break, like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife, like meeting the man of your dreams...then meeting his beautiful wife.........
FRENCH TOAST MY ASSHOLE . "
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A PSEUDO PRUDE who is afraid to say what they are really doing in the DEFINITION.
Say what you mean as don't let your inspiration run dry.
I am not TORN to FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS BUTT this is how I really feel as I want to not FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS, CHEEKS BUTT FRENCH KISS YOUR ASSHOLE so let THE SHIT COME OUT as I will even LIE NAKED on the floor.
Don't be such an ASS as say I WANT TO FRENCH KISS YOUR ASSHOLE.
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