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french baguette

A feminine pad that is fully permeated with period blood to the point of hardening, which gives it a natural oblong shape and consistency, as well as touch texture similar to that of an oven-fresh french baguette.

Tod: "I attempted to have sex with my girl last night, but when I tried to feel her up, I was greeted with that once-a-month feminine surprise in a form of french baguette"
Sean: "French baguette? What's that?"
Tod: "A fully soaked and hardened menstrual pad, Sean"

by Tunisius September 19, 2013

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Warm French Baguette

To void one's bowels on someone else in a sexual manner.

French Guy: Would you like to sample a warm French baguette?
Bonnie: Oooh...
French Guy: My intention is to void myself on you.
Bonnie: Ohh, I'd almost forgotten what it's like to be romanced.
-Family Guy, May 15, 2011

by Kraptacular May 19, 2011

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french baguette intelligence

A very cool Youtube channel that makes Ace Attorney videos about the conversations that are had within their friend group.

French Baguette Intelligence is my favorite Youtube channel!

by ostranenic July 24, 2022